August 2011
4 posts
Welcome to The Hotel California!
I think I might be caught up on sleep.
Watching Top Shot on History channel. Because I always felt like I could be a good sniper/spy.
Just made the connection with @ohlandmusic @granadatheater She is lovely. And I will vajazzle you in my yellow tank top anytime.
July 2011
13 posts
Why am I still at work?
Wingardium Leviosa! #harrypotter
I really don’t feel like working today. Lol. Conundrum.
This girl on Lifetime has been fighting her abusive boyfriend for like an hour now.
Well…I’m going to sleep on this saturday night?
Goooooodmorning bitches and hos.
#phantomtexts
Goodnight world!
Just planked on a headstone. Pictures to follow.
I’m really.
Just finished vball. So tired. These bitches wear me out. #gaysports
Why am I always the first one to volleyball even if I am running late? Fuckers need to get their shit together.
June 2011
14 posts
When I’m feeling lonely, I find the best solution is to sleep on the couch for a few nights.
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Aaaooooooooo. It buuuuurnnns.
How many of you are watching True Blood right now?
Someone ( @KevinLanestosa) just asked what the number signs on Twitter are for. #dumbbitches
Ummmmm. Do I like it? Do I not like it?
So. True. “@tonyisgreen: Get the new Bon Iver album, so good for this finally rainy weather in Texas. #boniver”
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Gurrrrrl. I an just not feeling work today.
Dirtiness. Dirtiness is happening right now.
I got a feeeliing. Wooohooo that tonight’s gonna be a good night (because I’m going to sleep for like 10 hours).
caviarlavar asked: What’s a belief that you hold with which many people disagree?
May 2011
10 posts
Zomg. Gay volleyball is so dramatic (obviously)!
Do you miss Oprah? Fear not! http://t.co/qfk2WtO?v=5SB2k28lBBU
Watching the worst makeup tutorial I have ever seen.
Give me my fucking chicken bitch!!!
Oh hey look…another gay secret for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgvW75w-Ax0
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I’m tired and cranky! And I have to get up early both days this weekend! I’m never gonna catch up. I want sleep drugs.
I want to learn how to dance like background dancers. Except I think I would look like a dancing giraffe.
Guuurrrrrlll…I am going through some weird shit where I’m all lazy. Lol. Seasons changing? Or am I getting old?
April 2011
14 posts
Latins. San Antonio. So good.
Getting the fuck out of Dallas for a couple of days! Bring on the Mexis!
My goal this summer is to spend as much time on outdoor activities as possible!
Today has been so long and full! I feel like I did alot today!
I think I’m gonna release the Kracken again tonight.
One day closer to being able to post some Rebecca Black again.
Just ate like 15 Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets. If my psychic feeling is right, my next update will be “Shitting.”
Well it’s Monday…which means I can’t post Rebecca Black for four more days =/ #heartbreak
